"Get off your ass and get a fucking job."
"I’m a Republican and I damn sure don’t like having no god damn welfare democratic having asses that are too lazy"
Last night, in Game 4 of the World Series between the Boston Red Sox and St. Louis Cardinals, fans witnessed a game-ending…pickoff. Yes, how anticlimactic…but it is a first! Red Sox closer Koji Uehara caught Cardinals pinch-runner Kolten Wong and he was picked off at first base.
woah woah woah….
Our friends at Litographs just made something amazing: An illustration of The Last Unicorn herself, comprised of the complete text of the novel.
Just for today, you can get $10 off a copy of the print, just enter the word FORTUNA in the discount field when you check out.
I need to have this in my life at some point.
THE MONSTERS THAT SAM AND DEAN HUNT ARE JUST IN AMERICA.
THINK ABOUT ALL THE MONSTERS THAT ARE ALL OVER THE WORLD.
THE FUCKING WORLD.
AND THEN THAT GOT ME THINKING
THERE ARE PROBABLY FOREIGN HUNTERS.
FRENCH PAINTER BY DAY,
FRENCH HUNTER BY NIGHT.
LIKE OUI OUI, YOU BOUT TO GET YO BONES SALTED AND BURNT.
PROBABLY TRAVELS AROUND FRANCE HUNTING GHOSTS AND SHIT.
THERE’S PROBABLY AN IRISH GUY HUNTING AN INCUBUS IN DUBLIN RIGHT NOW,
AND WE WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW.